is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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