guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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