I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do vagina's smell?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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