I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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