Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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