So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
