I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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