I have demons in me.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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