ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
