Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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