Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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