Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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