Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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