I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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