I wish they made helmets for livers.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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