they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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