I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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