rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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