dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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