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go home
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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