Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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