its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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