you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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