He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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