I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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