i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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