How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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