Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Princesses don't give blow jobs
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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