I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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