Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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