I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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