sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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