How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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