I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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