Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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