Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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