Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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