I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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