yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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