What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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