But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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