Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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