im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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