I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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