The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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