got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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