that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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