Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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