Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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