I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize