You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.