saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?