I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie