A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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