I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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