Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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