Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
id be glad to
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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