Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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