See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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